Hilarity
14
Jul
2009
Public Service Announcement

Just a reminder: Don't Do Crack.

 

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26
Jun
2009
Corrupted-Files.com Buys You Extra Time

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Corrupted-Files.com sells pre-corrupted files ($5.95, on sale for $3.95 until June 30) in a variety of formats. The target market is students who blew their assignment deadline and need an excuse.

Step 1: After purchasing a file, rename the file e.g. Mike_Final-Paper.

Step 2: Email the file to your professor along with your "here's my assignment" email.

Step 3: It will take your professor several hours if not days to notice your file is "unfortunately" corrupted. Use the time this website just bought you wisely and finish that paper!!!

Note: The only difference between each Word file is its file size, because it will look a bit odd if your 10 page term paper is only 1k in size! Yes, we thought of everything! We guarantee and stand by our product!

via BoingBoing

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22
Jun
2009
Darth Vader in Love

via Kanye

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21
May
2009
Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat!

One of my new favorite sites is Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat! It's simple.  You take a funny YouTube clip and put a cat playing the keyboard at the end and instantly the humor factor increases exponentially.  Hit the link right there for so much more fun, but for now.  Here's one of my favorites.

What's yours?

 

via Mr. Kimlin

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19
May
2009
To the woman that crapped in my car...

Click for enlarged viewing and ensuing hilarity...

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via @MrsKutcher

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14
May
2009
Headbanging While Making Fire

I was just going to bookmark this for my Delicious feeds at the bottom of the homepage but it was simply too delicious for Delicious.

Don't ask me what's going on here but it's even funnier without music.  These guys have to be blazed out of their minds or something because this is over-the-top weird.  Watch until the end for the incredible finish.

Enjoy...

via The World's Best Ever

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13
May
2009
Real Life Twitter

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12
May
2009
Awkward Family Photos
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I love my family.  I have the best family in the world.  I have the best parents in the world.  I mean it.  I also have the most unique weird family in the world.  And, I wouldn't have it any other way.  I bet you'd probably say the same thing about your family.

That's why I'm loving Awkward Family Photos.  Some of these are downright hilarious but they all paint a picture of the uniqueness that is the family unit.

Here's a couple of my faves.  Hit it up for more family fun.

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05
May
2009
How you got here...

So the other night I was looking at my Google analytics for DNSLNS.  There's a lot of information in there about you.  The city you live in... what kind of broswer you're using... Mac or Windows... what you looked at.  Nothing personal, just how you're using DanisLinus.  One of the most interesting things I look at is where you came from.  The majority of our readers are either direct hits or redirects from Facebook, Twitter or someplace else.  But, we do have some people getting here through the search engines and so I'd like for you to take a look at the Top 10 Keywords that brought you here to DNSLNS.

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I'd just like to say... "What the heck?"  And, if that's you up there at the top... we're all praying for you here at DanisLinus.

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02
Mar
2009
About the Future
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