15
Feb
2009
Bureau of Communication
"Let that which is unsaid, be said." At least, that's the Bureau of Communication's guiding principle.  Of course, it's not a real "Bureau".  Not in the sense that it is governed by... well, the government.  Then again, the argument could be made that government-run bureaus aren't always legitimate either but we'll leave that alone.  Some of the forms are hilarious indeed but like the Drunk Preacher, you might be tempted to actually verbalize what a lot of people are already thinking.  Just don't send me one unless it is to say thanks or invite me to a party that's just going off.  Hit the jump for all the forms.

"Every day, there are millions of thoughts that go unspoken.  To promote better understanding between peoples of the world, the Bureau of Communication is pleased to present a selection of fill-in-the-blank stationary for everyday correspondence.  Whether you need to communicate a problem, send an invitation to an event, or simply apologize for a transgression, our easy-to-use forms will ensure that your message is clearly conveyed."